Tales > Twelve Little Days

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
A kiss from Lily by the angry tree
Sirius: *catcalls*

On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
Two caroling phoenixes
Fawkes: *chrips jinglebells*
And a kiss from Lily by the angry tree
James: PADFOOT....*blushes*

On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
Three nights of the full moon
Remus: *sigh*
Two caroling phoenixes
Peter: That bird never liked me.
And a kiss from Lily by the angry tree
Sirius: Yes Prongs? *evil grin*

On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
Four naughty Marauders
Lily: Yes, just what we needed....
Three nights of the full moon
Sirius: C'mon Moony! Let's get planning!
Two caroling phoenixes
Lily: What are you talking about? Fawkes doesn't hate you.
And a kiss from Lily by the angry tree
James: *really red* You never know when to shut up, do you?

On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
Five rounds of butterbeer
Remus: I think you two have had enough...
Four naughty Marauders
Sirius: Aww, Lils! You know you love us!
Three nights of the full moon
Remus: *shakes head, laughing*
Two caroling phoenixes
Peter: Then how come it stares at me when we're in Dumbledore's office?
And a kiss from Lily by the angry tree
Lily: Sirius, leave him alone...

On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
Six weird creatures that Hagrid raised
Peter: EEP! They're coming this way!
Five rounds of butterbeer
James: *hic* No we 'aven't......
Four naughty Marauders
Lily: Doesn't mean you have to set Snape on fire...
Three nights of the full moon
Remus: Alright, alright, where are we going this month?
Two caroling phoenixes
James: *evil grin* Maybe it's HUNGRY!
And a kiss from Lily by the angry tree
James: Yeah! Leave me alone!

On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
Seven bludgers aimed at Malfoy
Malfoy: BLACK!!! ><
Six weird creatures that Hagrid raised
Hagrid: But they're just babies yet...
Five rounds of butterbeer
Remus: I'm over here James....
Four naughty Marauders
Snape: *smoldering...literally and figuratively*
Three nights of the full moon
Sirius: Yay! Knew you'd see things our way, Moony!
Two caroling phoenixes
Fawkes: Chirp?
And a kiss from Lily by the angry tree
Sirius: James and Lily, sitting in a tree! K-I-S-S-I-N-G!

On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
Eight chocolate frogs
Peter: FOOD!
Seven bludgers aimed at Malfoy
Sirius: Oh, didn't see you there, Malfoy... *smirks*
Six weird creatures that Hagrid raised
McGonagall: Hagrid, those babies nearly ate some of the Hufflepuffs yesterday...
Five rounds of butterbeer
James: 'Course yer over dare.... *carries on his conversation with the potted plant*
Four naughty Marauders
Remus: Is he overheating?
Three nights of the full moon
James: So long as we're not chasing squirrels all night again...
Two caroling phoenixes
Lily: James! That wasn't nice!
And a kiss from Lily by the angry tree
James: PADFOOT! Get back here! *chases*

On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
Nine dancing house elves
Dobby: *gets his groove on*
Eight chocolate frogs
Sirius: SUGAR!
Seven bludgers aimed at Malfoy
Malfoy: Like hell you didn't.... *rubs lumps on head*
Six weird creatures that Hagrid raised
Hagrid: But professor.....
Five rounds of butterbeer
Remus: *long suffering sigh*
Four naughty Marauders
Sirius: No, just the after effects of the last prank. Nothing to worry about...I think...
Three nights of the full moon
Remus: You have a problem with squirrels?
Two caroling phoenixes
Sirius: *laughs* It was funny, though!
And a kiss from Lily by the angry tree
Sirius: Like hell! *running away*

On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
Ten cases of hair products for Snape
Snape: What are these supposed to be?
Nine dancing house elves
James: That's...just disturbing...
Eight chocolate frogs
Remus: Do you two ever stop thinking about food?
Seven bludgers aimed at Malfoy
James: You should practice ducking.
Six weird creatures that Hagrid raised
McGonagall: No buts, Hagrid.
Five rounds of butterbeer
Sirius: C'mon Moony...loosen up a little! *goofy grin*
Four naughty Marauders
James: We wanted to see if his hair was flammable...
Three nights of the full moon
James: I don't fancy chasing them for hours on end, no.
Two caroling phoenixes
Lily: Don't worry Peter, you're imagining things.
And a kiss from Lily by the angry tree
James: Come back here so I can hurt you!

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
Eleven trips to Zonko's
Lily: Haven't you boys gone broke yet?
Ten cases of hair products for Snape
Sirius: It's called shampoo. S-H-A-M-P-O-O.
Nine dancing house elves
Malfoy: Stop dancing this instant Dobby!
Eight chocolate frogs
Sirius: Yes. We have to sleep, don't we?
Seven bludgers aimed at Malfoy
Malfoy: *glowers*
Six weird creatures that Hagrid raised
Hagrid: *sniffles*
Five rounds of butterbeer
Remus: Someone's got to stay sober to keep you two out of trouble.
Four naughty Marauders
Lily: Ah, so long as it was a scientific experiment...
Three nights of the full moon
Remus: But I like squirrels...
Two caroling phoenixes
Peter: *sniffles* Okay...
And a kiss from Lily by the angry tree
Remus: Sure, that'll work Prongs...

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
Twelve detentions from McGonagall
Lily: *Only* tweleve?
Sirius: That's just from this morning. *grins*
Eleven trips to Zonko's
James: Don't know if that's possible, but we can give it a try...
Ten cases of hair products for Snape
Snape: I can see what it is, Black. I meant what is it doing HERE?
Nine dancing house elves
Sirius: Don't listen to that prat Dobby! *grins*
Eight chocolate frogs
Peter: Though, there are those dreams I have about food...
Seven bludgers aimed at Malfoy
James: I do believe he doesn't like you, Padfoot.
Six weird creatures that Hagrid raised
Creature: Um...roar?
Five rounds of butterbeer
James and Sirius: 99 bottles of butter- *hic* -beer 'n da wall....
Four naughty Marauders
Sirius: Of course! We're very scientific about everything we do to him!
Three nights of the full moon
Sirius: No. More. Squirrels! @_@
Two caroling phoenixes
Fawkes: *nests on Peter's head*
And a kiss from Lily by the angry tree
Lily: James, hon, stop chasing Sirius and come over here. *innocent grin*