Tales >Just an ordinary day...

A/N: None of these characters belong to me, and yada yada yada. Read.

Sirius Black, Peter Pettigrew, Remus Lupin and James Potter sat in their compartment at the Hogwarts Express. They were going home.

“This is unacceptable!” said Sirius.

“Yeah, this sucks. But we can’t help your mother is a bi...”

“Prongs!” said Remus and shot him an angry look. James didn’t finish his sentence.

“So. What should we do?” asked Peter. The others glared at him.

“What? So you won’t do anything about Padfoot being grounded? Like that has ever stopped you from having fun before!”

“Wormtail’s right” said Sirius. “We have got to do something!”

“Yeah, you didn’t even do anything! All you did was talking about Lily!” said James.

“That sounds like something you would do, Prongs” said Sirius, grinning. James blushed.

“...Shut up, Padfoot”

“Well, you DID talk about Lily, Padfoot. Just because her parents are muggles. That Slytherin girl just had to send an owl to your mum...” said Remus, shaking his head.

“Hey! Maybe I can stay at your house, Prongs?”

“Do you really think your mother would like that? I mean, you ARE grounded!” said Peter. The others glared at him.

“What?”

“Well, Peter, I don’t care what she thinks!” said Sirius.

“...Oh.”

“Can’t all of us have fun in the muggle world for a while?” suggested James.

“That would be fun!” said Sirius, and the others nodded in agreement.

Strangely enough, all the boys’ parents were delayed and weren't going to pick them up for another three hours. Of course, this is a sheer coincidence, and has nothing to do with me controlling their lives at the moment.

When the train finally arrived at platform ¾, the boys got out to Kings Cross, and looked around.

“This will be great fun!” said Sirius, grinning.

“No, Padfoot. You can NOT prank every moving object” said Remus.

“Awww, you’re no fun, Remmy!” pouted Sirius.

“Don’t call me Remmy!”

None of the marauders noticed the pale boy with greasy hair, who had followed them out. He whispered something, and disappeared. NO, he did not use magic to go away, he...well, you’ll se what he did! But then, he...goes somewhere else. And not by magic!

“What the...!?” Sirius noticed a sock that was running (if socks CAN run, which they obviously can, because if they couldn’t, they wouldn’t be able to run, which it does, so it can...) against them.

“RUN!” shouted James, and all of them ran. Peter screamed. He was obviously really frightened. Some muggles turned around and glared at Peter and the sock; the sock was chasing him. He didn’t run the same way as the others.

“...Never thought I would see this” said James (Come on, Sirius is your best friend!).

“PETER! COME BACK!” yelled Sirius, and Peter managed to run back to the others. Sirius mumbled something, and the sock stopped. Suddenly, the boys realized that many muggles had seen them. Most of them had stopped, and just glared at them. Then, they applauded. The marauders glared at the muggles, thinking they were absolute lunatics. Most of them were, though. It was the International Day of Psychos that day.

“Bow” Remus suddenly said, and the four boys bowed.

“They thought we were acting?”

“Yes, Prongs, they did” said Remus. “Either that, or they are all psychos.”

...Didn't I just say it was the International Day of psychos? Oh, anyway, the boys were puzzled. A sock  just chased them in the muggle world, and the muggles applauded. Something must be terribly wrong with muggles...well, duh.

“Oh my god. That sock was enchanted!” said Peter.

“Oh, REALLY!? I thought all the muggle socks behaved like that” said Sirius (you mean they don’t?).

Suddenly, an owl flew down to them, with a letter for Sirius. He opened it with trembling fingers. All of them knew that he already knew that they already knew that he already knew that they already knew...uh, wait a minute, I’m getting confused here. Anway, they knew that he knew what the letter was about. He read it.

“Well?” said Peter.

“They...they gave me a warning” said Sirius.

“But...but it isn’t your fault that someone sent an enchanted sock after us!” said Remus.

“Wait a minute...you’re right, Moony!”

Remus was confused.

“What? You didn’t know it wasn’t your fault?”

Sirius sighed deeply.

“Yes, I did! But someone sent it after us! That someone must be Snivellus, of course! So he's gotten a warning too!” Sirius grinned.

“We’ll get our revenge on him when we’re back at Hogwarts. But now what?” said Remus.

“I want to go to the Diagon Alley! I got tired of the muggle world rather quickly” said Sirius.

“Me too!” said James.

“I want to stay in the muggle world for a while. And you, Peter?” said Remus.

“Me too, Moony.”

“Why don’t we split up?” suggested Remus.

“Isn’t that what they all say in those crappy muggle horror-movies? And then they all die, one after one?” said Peter.

Those words were followed by silence.

“So, anyway...we’ll meet here in about...one hour?” suggested James after a while. The others nodded, and they walked different ways.

Remus and Peter had great fun for an hour, and then they walked back to Kings Cross. They met James, but he was alone. He was pale and had an expression of shock in his face.

“Where’s Sirius?” asked Remus.

“He got arrested”

“HE WHAT!?” said Remus and Peter, at the same time. Then they frowned.

“Wow, that was weird” they both said again. They decided to let James finish, because this was really scary.

“He got arrested by the muggle...the muggle...”

“Police?” suggested Remus.

“Yeah, the muggle polish!”

“For what?” asked Peter.

“Polish?” said Remus, frowning.

“You know what I mean, Remmy!” said James. “And I don’t know, Peter”.

“Don’t call me Remmy!” said Remmy...I mean, Remus.

“This...cannot...be good” said Peter.

“We’ve got to do something!” said Remus.

“But what? I don’t even know where to go, or what he did. They just took him away”

“...Maybe they are going to do kinky stuff?” Suggested Peter.

“Wormtail! The authoress is only 14 years old!” said James.

“This is all your fault, James!” said Remus suddenly.

“What!?” said James, shocked.

“You should have stopped them from taking him away!”

“Well, it was your idea to split up!” said James.

“Hey, guys...” Peter tried, but James and Remus didn’t listen.

“It is all your fault!” they both said.

“Guys!” Peter tried again, but he still didn’t get any answer, so he went without them.

After a while, James and Remus noticed that Peter was gone.

“Hey, where’s Peter?” asked James.

“Oh my God! Do you think the muggle police took him too?”

“...Those guys are EVIL!”

“First they took Sirius, and now Peter. We must be next!”

“I’m sorry I blamed you for the muggle polish to arrest Sirius.”

“Police, James. Police. And yeah, me too”

“Hey guys!” said Peter.

Remus and James looked around, and spotted Sirius and Peter.

“Sirius! Peter!” said James with a wide grin.

“Didn’t the evil muggle police take you away?” asked Remus, also smiling.

“No, not me. While you guys where arguing, I broke Sirius out of jail with a hairpin” said Peter.

“Great job, mate! I never knew you could do something so...smart” said James, looking shocked.

“Peter, if they found out what you’ve done, you won’t be popular...” said Remus.

Sirius coughed. “By the way, Pete, what were you doing with that hairpin?”

“Never you mind!” snapped Peter.

The boys glared at him.

“What were you arrested for, anyway?” asked Remus, turning to Sirius.

“I don’t know. There was this female polish...”

“POLICE! God, how hard can it be?” interrupted Remus, annoyed.

“Well, anyway, she just looked at me, and mumbled she had to take me away to the station. And there were LOTS of women there!”

“See, I told you they were doing kinky stuff!” said Peter.

Sirius glared.

“For God’s sake, Pete, the authoress is only about 14 years old!”

“Can’t we go back to the Diagon Alley?” suggested James.

“Will I get arrested again, then?” asked Sirius.

“Yes.”

“Cool. Let’s go!”

The marauders went to the Diagon Alley. After a while, they heard people screaming.

“Why are they screaming? I haven’t done anything...yet!” said Sirius.

The boys went out of the store they had been in.

“Oh my God!” said James.

“Why does all the bad things happen today?” Peter looked like he was gonna cry.

“It’s a...a...a giant rabbit!” said Remus dramatically.

“Oh, reeeaaaally? And I thought all the rabbits was that big!” said Sirius (then you’re stupid, because they aren’t).

The gigantic rabbit, white with some few brown, big spots, looked at the four boys.

“Don’t move, and that thing may won’t hurt us” said Remus.

Of course, Peter didn’t listen. He ran away screaming, and the rabbit went after him. Then Peter fell down to the ground.

The rabbit sniffed at Peter.

“IT’S GOING TO EAT HIM!” shouted Sirius.

“...I think it’s a she” said Remus.

“Peter?” asked Sirius, staring at Remus.

Remus sighed deeply. “No, the rabbit!”

“Yeah, and the rabbit being a female makes it a lot better!” said James, rolling his eyes.

That's better? Oh my God, are you nuts!?

“Come on now!” said Sirius, and the three boys ran to Peter.

“DON’T EAT HIM!” yelled Remus, and the rabbit turned around and looked at them.

“...This is a rabbit OF DOOM!” said Sirius.

“It’s evil...eeeeeeeevil!” said James.

Sirius and Remus glared at him.

“What?” said James.

“Ever thought about being an opera singer?” asked Remus.

“Not really.”

“Valkyria!” shouted a girl-voice suddenly. The boys turned around, and saw...a little girl. Well, not that little, she was probably around their age. The big rabbit turned and ran to her.

“NO! Watch out, little girl!” shouted Remus. The four boys ran after the rabbit. They stopped when they saw that the rabbit of DOOM was lying down, letting the girl pat her and everything.

“What the...?” Sirius glared at the girl and the rabbit.

“Don’t worry. She’s an angel. She’s my little angel. Her name is Valkyria, and she’s really nice. She escaped from our home today...you naughty little rabbit!”

“She...she...she tried to eat us!” said Peter.

“What? No, that can’t be right? Maybe she just wanted you to play with her, or cuddle a little!”

“Oh. Cool. You look...really young for a rabbit that big” said Sirius.

“I’m fourteen, actually. I’m a Hogwarts student, which I guess you boys are too...you look familiar...” she said, frowning.

The boys grinned.

“Wait a minute! You’re those trouble-makers, aren’t you? And you” she said, pointing at Remus, “you’re a prefect!”

“That’s right”, said Remus, smiling.

“And you are...?” asked Sirius.

“My name is Samantha. I’m a Gryffindor.” she said, smiling at Remus.

Remus raised an eyebrow. Why the heck was that girl smiling at him?

“Uh, okay. As long as you're not one of those slimy Slytherins” said James. He had also noticed that the girl was acting very strange.

The girl glared at him. “I have friends in Slytherin”

James blushed slightly. “Oh. I'm sorry!”

“So...how old are you?” asked Samantha.

“Uh...we’re fifteen” answered Remus.

“One year older than me...I like it”

“Uhm, yeah. That is...that is...well, it's something” said Peter.

“You know, you have the most beautiful eyes I’ve ever seen...” Samantha said to Remus, moving closer to see his eyes better.

Remus opened his mouth, but was interrupted by Sirius.

“Okey, nice to meet you, Samantha, but we’ve got to go!” he said, and he, James, Peter and Remus went back to the muggle world.

“What was that all about?” asked Remus.

“I think you’ve got yourself a young admirer” said Sirius, grinning. Remus glared at him, then blushed.

“Well, this has been just an ordinary day!” said James, and the four boys all laughed.

Meanwhile in the Diagon Alley...

“BWHAHAHAHAHAHA! I have infiltrated those pesky marauders! Now I and my evil rabbit of DOOM will take over Hogwarts; and then the world! BWHWHAHAHAHAAAA!" said Samantha, the most evil girl there is...

The horrible, terrifying, END! Or not...