Tales > Is it Lily's Birthday?: The MST

Robyn: Danny asked us to MST his fic.

Angie: And he helped too! And Jess!

Robyn: Standard disclaimers, yadda yadda yadda...

[The actual story is unedited, and in bold for easier reading.]

It was another beautiful morning at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. James Potter slept in his bed, all snuggled in, when fellow Gryffindor Sirius Black came running in, shaking him awake

Sirius: *shakes James*
James: *smacks James upside the head*
Jess: LOL
Sirius: Just following directions.
James: I am NOT Shake And Bake, Padfoot.
Remus: Why would Padfoot be running in? He usually sleeps as long as he can.
Dan: *notes that Prongs just smacked himself*

"Hey Prongs! Wake up!" he yelled, as James slowly stirred.

James: *smacks SIRIUS THIS TIME*
Lily: *_* Sleepy James!

"What Padfoot? You better have a good reason for waking me up this early in the morning." James said, as he reached for his glasses. He started to rub the sleep out of his brown eyes, and looked up at the raven haired boy.

Sirius: I need my beauty sleep, Moony! :P
Remus: Was Prongs woken from a dream involving Lily?
Jess: Hmmmm...
James: *red* MOONY.....
Remus: What?
Lily: *giggles, blushing*
Sirius: *snickers at James and Remus*

"We did something really wrong!" Sirius said, as James quickly sat up.

Sirius: *finishing the sentence* ...banging his head on the bed post and falling on the floor!
Remus: This is coming from PADFOOT?!
Lily: There's a newsflash.
Sirius: Oi....

"What? Did we forget a test or something?" he asked, as he pulled back the sheets, and moved out of bed, finaly putting his glasses on. James seemed quite worried, as he pushed down the strands of black that he called hair.

James: IT. GROWS. THAT. WAY!

"No! It's worse!" Sirius said, as he walked back out the door to wake up Remus. James wondered what could be so bad that he would have to get up early in the morning.

Lily: And it's cute, too. *runs her fingers through it*

"Wake up Moony!" Sirius said, as Remus Lupin fell out of bed. Rubbing the sleep out of his amber eyes, Remus looked up at his fellow Gryffindor.

Robyn: Oooh! Amber eyed Remmy-kun! >D
Angie: Remmy's adorable when he just gets up :D
Remus: *blushes*
Robyn: *small voice* Padfoot's pretty cute himself....

"What now Padfoot?" Remus asked, trying to slick back his light brown hair.

Angie: Remmy doesn't need to do that!

"Guys, we forgot Lil's birthday!" Sirius yelled out softly, trying not to wake anyone else up. Both Remus and James looked at each other, slack jawed and wide eyed.

Angie: Prongs CAN'T forget Lily's birthday!!!
Remus: James wouldn't want to risk her beating on him.
Dan: LOL
James: I could NEVER forget Lily's birthday!
Lily: *grins*

"How could we forget Lily's birthday?" James asked, as Remus looked at him.

Lily: And I don't beat my boyfriend, Remus.
Angie: Didn't we just say why they wouldn't?

"Especialy you. You're her boyfriend," he said shortly, not being a morning person. James just blushed a bit.

James: Yes, how could we? Or me for that matter? >.>
Sirius: Remmy's not a morning person. >:D
Remus: Neither are you >:D
Sirius: *grins* I don't wanna get out of bed. Blame me?
Angie: Nope.
James: *snickers*

"Well, what should we do guys?" Sirius asked, as he looked at his two friends. "Maybe we should bake a cake?" James suggested. "Can you cook Prongs?" Sirius asked.

Angie: *waves hands* I CAN! I CAN!!
Robyn: Me too! Me too!
Sirius: I can cook....
James: You can set things on fire....
Remus: *raises eyebrow* I've never known anyone else to be able to set WATER on fire...

"No. But what's so hard about baking a cake?" James asked. "At least he won't set the school on fire like you would Padfoot," Remus said.

Sirius: :P I would NOT!
Remus: YES YOU WOULD!
Dan: Yeah right. And I'm JR Rowling.
Robyn: JK.
Angie: JK Rowling.
*pause*
Angie: ESP!
Dan: Hey, I'm new to this. ^^;;
Oliver: That's why you're a git.
Sirius: Why would I set water on fire unless Snape or Malfoy was IN the water?
Dan: Shut it Wood...

"Now. Would I do that?" Sirius asked, as both James and Remus looked at each other. "Yes!" they both yelled out at the same time.

James: If certain persons were in the room, you would easily light ANYTHING on fire by BLUSHING! :P
Lily: Gee, this does sound a little like you guys, aside from forgetting my birthday...
Dan: You mean Angie and Robyn?
Sirius: *glowers at James*
Lily: Most likely just one perseon. :P
Sirius: LILS! *red*
Angie: LOL!

"Wow. That hurts guys," Sirius said feigning a hurt expression, as all three boys figured it was time for breakfast.

Boys: FOOOOOOOD! *_*
Dan: You mean Robyn?
Dan: I wonder, what is Padfoot getting for Robyn's birthday...?
Oliver: More than you would get git.
Robyn: *goes pink* I don't know...
Dan: Ok. That's it. Su! Get him!
Sirius: None of your damn business....
Su: *drop kicks Oilver* HIYAS!!!!!

At breakfast, the three friends talked about what to do for Lily's birthday, figuring that a cake would be the best idea.

Remus: I think that would be a bad idea...none of us can cook.
James: I second the idea of us all not cooking.

"I'll try my hand at it," James said.

"Try what?" A redhaired girl asked, sitting down next to James.

Lily: You're cheating on me! *laughs*
James: Ha ha, Lils. Like that would ever happen.
Dan: I am? I didn't know.... What am I cheating at?
James: *glares at Dan*
Sirius: Chill Prongs....
Dan: *blinks* Wait. What game are we playing? Do I have too many cards? How am I cheating?

"Um, just this experiment that Padfoot and Moony want to try," James said, as Lily looked at him with bright green eyes. "You three are up to something aren't you?" she asked, as all three boys shook their heads.

*long silence*
Angry soldiers: GET ON WITH IT!!!
Dan: :P
Robyn: *as James* Who us? Never!
Dan: Where the heck did the Angry Soldiers come from?
Lily: *as Sirius* Why would we EVER be up to something?
Boys: Ha ha ha...
Robyn: Monty Python! :D
Angie: You guys plot in your sleep, for cryin' out loud!
Dan: *glares at Angry Soldiers* Don't make me sic Su on you!
Angry Soldiers: ARRRRRRRRR!
Sirius: Since when were you all pirates?
Angry Soldiers: :P

"Now Lils, would we be up to something?" Sirius asked. "You really want me to answer that?" Lily asked. Remus started shaking his head, while James just stayed silent.

Sirius: Yes, yes I do.
Robyn: James? Silent for once? There's a change....
Dan: You've got a deathwhish Padfoot.
James: I'm not the motormouth Padfoot is!
Sirius: No, no I don't. *grins*
Lily: You know I know you're always up to something. It would be weird if you *weren't*!

"If you to get James into any type of trouble, or get him hurt..." Lily said, as she stood up. "We would never do that Lils. Honest," Sirius said, as both him and Remus backed up a bit.

James: They never would. At least on purpose...
Remus: Although it has happened, not on purpose...
Sirius: And not always our fault, either...
Angie: *reads her blog comments about a certain boy* Robyn!!!!!! DAN!!!!!
Robyn: Angie!!!!!! *evil grin*
Angie: YOU TWO ARE SOOOOO DEAD!!!!!!!! *and I said so in my comments*
Robyn: You can't kill me today. It's my birthday. You have to be nice. ^^
Angie: Fine, I'll wait until after your birthday is over. THEN I'll call the sexy Italian men in to kill you.
Robyn: At least I rate sexy Italian men. :D
Dan: *whistles innocently*
Sirius: Angie!
Angie: What?

Later on that day, James, Remus and Sirius roamed around in the kitchen, trying to figure out what kind of cake to make. "I say Angel's food cake," James suggested.

Sirius: There will be no sexy Italian men near Robyn!
James: *blinks* I'm not baking Angie in a cake, and Moony would hurt us.
Su: Italian food?
Remus: I would definitely hurt you.
Robyn: But Padfoot, if I have to die, at least let me have sexy Italian men!
Dan: Unless Moony was getting the cake.
Sirius: I'm not going to let them kill you. *glares at the sexy Italian men*

"Nah, Devil's Food," Remus said, as Sirius just stayed silent. "Uh oh. Padfoot's silent." This even got James a bit worried. "What?" Sirius asked, as both Remus and James backed up.

Angie: I'd be worried, too.
Remus: I second that.
James: Always worry when Padfoot's quiet
Dan: Ok. Rule of thumb.
Sirius: Feeling the love here....
Robyn: *huggles Sirius* You should be. ^^

"What have you got up your sleeve?" James asked, eyeing his friend warily. "Oh nothing. Just this," Sirius said, pulling out a paper. "What is it?" Remus asked, moving closer slowly.

Robyn: Just back away Remmy, just back away....
Remus: Never trust anything from Padfoot.
Sirius: :P

"It's a recipe," Sirius said simply, as both James and Remus looked it over. "Seems simple enough," Remus said, James nodding in agreement. Bringing out his wand, he said, "Alright, let's try it."

James: A simple spell? From Padfoot? And we're TRYING it? Are we mad?
Sirius: Do you want me to answer that? :D

"Just say the words," Sirius said, and without his two friends noticing, he ducked out of sight.

Angie: Recipe all right...recipe for TROUBLE!
Sirius: *evil grin* I should try this on someone...
Angie: SNAPE!
Dan: SNAPE!
Sirius: *looks around widely* Where? Where?!

"Ok... Cakeus Bakeus," Remus said, as he and James watched as a cake magically appeared. It was one layer, chocolate, with little rose confections.

James: Cakerus...
Angie: Oooh..chocolate...
Sirius: ...bakerus?
Robyn: Roses! *_*
dan: Gee. Could I have used a more CHILDISH magic word?
Robyn: Probably. ^^

"Wow. It worked," James said, surprised. Remus was glancing around to congratulate Sirius for finding a spell that actually worked when he noticed their fellow prankster had vanished.

Sirius: Dun dun DUN!
Remus: I have a bad feeling about this...
Dan: *fwaps Padfoot*
Sirius: *growls* No one thwaps me!
James: Except for...
Sirius: Prongs, say it and die...
Dan: It's because of you I thought this story up....
Dan: Robyn? *hides*
Robyn: Yes? What?
Dan: Just answering Prongs's statement...

"Where's Padfoot?" he asked. "Um, forget Sirius. Something's wrong with this cake..." James said, and started to back up.

Angie: LOL!
Sirius: *growls again*
Remus: My bad feeling was right...
James: There's an understatement.
Dan: THE POWER OF THE BONDAGE PANTS!!!! *cackles*
Robyn: *blinks* I'm not wearing the pants...

"What?" Remus asked, and turned around. "Oh my..." The cake was slowly growing larger, and larger, and larger, until....

Sirius: Bondage....pants? *pales, but has an odd look on his face*
James: ...until Angie popped out of it in a bunny suit, and Moony passed out from a major nosebleed! *evil grin*
Angie: PRONGS. YOU. DIE.
Dan: LOL! *hands Angie her riding crop*
James: *laughs as he runs*
Sirius: I'm proud Prongs, but even *I* know where to stop...

"It's going to explode!" James yelled out, but it was too late. Soon, bits of chocolate and cake flew all over the place, not to mention covering both James and Remus.

Angie: Chocolate covered Remmy...hm....
Lily: Chocolate covered James.... *_*
Robyn: I think we found a Christmas present for Lily.
Dan: Chocolate Prongs.
Sirius: Now that sounds really kinky.....
James: *long suffering sigh*

"What's going on here?" Lily asked, as she tried to lightly step through the chocolate mess. "Hey Lils," Remus said, as James waved meekly.

Sirius: Meekly? Prongs isn't meek.
Robyn: 'cept around Lily maybe ^^
Dan & Angie: LOL!

"Um, we're sorry. We tried to bake a cake for your birthday, and..." James started to say, as Lily stopped him.

Lily: Why? Let him go on and on! :D
Angie: And on...
James: *whines* Lils...
Dan: And on...
*silence*
Dan: Personally, I was wondering who wore the pants in the family.
James & Lily: *blinks*
Sirius: Robyn wears the bondage pants, doesn't she?
Dan: *blinks*

"Wait. You baked a cake for my birthday?" She asked, dipping her finger into some chocolate that was on James's face.

Robyn: *blush* That's not what he meant Padfoot....

"Yum. I hope you two do know that today ISN'T my birthday?" Lily asked, as all three heard muffled laughing.

Lily: *smirks* You covered yourself in chocolate for my birthday James? How did you know what I wanted?
James: Lils! *thinks* Hmmm..... *grins*
Dan: *blinks* Kinky...
Angie: *blush* I know what I want for my next birthday...
Dan: A chocolate covered AJ?
James: Hey Padfoot, you like chocolate, don't you?
Angie: *blushing more* DANNY!
Sirius: *eyes James warily* Where is this going?
Dan: Angie!
James: *innocently* You wanted to get Robyn a present, didn't you?
Dan: We'll dip Padfoot in white chocolate and poke some air holes.
James: Oh please, the chocolate won't be on him long...
Sirius & Robyn: PRONGS!!!! *glares and blushes*
Dan: Well, it would probably be the only thing on him at all if Robyn had her way.
Robyn: DAN...
Dan: Robyn...
Angie: LOL!
Dan: Ok. Moving on now...
Robyn: *glowers while blushing* Yes, moving on...

Popping up from behind a kitchen counter, Sirius covered his mouth, while looking at his friends. "Man. You guys fell hook, line and sinker for that one," he said, and laughed again.

Angie: You do not anger your friends. -_-;;
Sirius: I already know this.
James: After the dungbomb incident of first year, you damn well better know that.
Dan: But yet you still do it Padfoot.

Lily, James and Remus looked at each other, before turning to look at Sirius. "Hey Sirius..." Remus said.

"Yeah?" he replied.

Sirius: Run Fic-Me, Run!
Dan: I'd be more worried about the real you Padfoot.
Sirius: *blinks* Why?
Dan: *points to Prongs, Moony and Lils*
Sirius: And?

"Run," Lily finished, the three of them advancing on him. Sirius spun around and booked it out the door, Lily, James and Remus close behind him, chasing the prankster throughout Hogwarts.

And with that, my story ends, with another intresting morning at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

Robyn: We should do this more often!

Angie: Yes. Yes we should.

Both: *identical evil grins*