Tales > The Marauders poem

When you’re under wears gone missing
Then it turns on a flagpole, and your looking for a culprit
and there’s no one to be seen
I can guarantee you the Marauders have just been.

If your hairs been tinking pink and black
And you’ve been lured to the shrieking shack
Don’t worry these mischief makers have tricked better men
It looks like the Marauders have pranked you again

If you see a stag and a rat conversing don’t be confused
There just doing business after all there’s a prank victims to choose

And if a grim is at your door and a were-wolf in your bed
Don’t expect to be killed… but be pranked instead!

And when you’ve been pranked and your reputation considerably damaged
I can promise you the Marauders can say ‘mischief managed'