Ask the Marauders > General Questions

Lily: Okay, to clear things up, since we get the same questions constantly...

Sirius: No, I'm not dating anyone. No, I can't date every single one of you. Yes, you can have a hug. *hugs*

Remus: I'm sorry, but I can't go on a date with you. Yeah, I guess you can have a hug. *smiles*

James: Slash is just another part of fandom. It doesn't bother us really so long as it's not mean-spirited or anything. No, I'm not leaving Lily for you, but yes, you can have a hug.

Lily: I finally decided to date James around our seventh year when he stopped being such a prat. It was hard to see the good guy under all the pranks for a while there. No, I'm not dating anyone else, nor did I want to date any of the other three boys, or Snape, and I'm not leaving James for you, but you may have a hug if you like.

Sirius: Umm, yeah, dying sucks. I don't recommend it. Hated dying in Book Five, pretty sure Prongs and Lils didn't appreciate dying even before Book One. It's not too bad being dead, you can watch the living in the shower.

Lily: SIRIUS!

Sirius: *evil grin* Sorry...

James: Okay, I think that clears that up. Anything else?

Sirius: We can't give you guys prank ideas. What're we gonna have to work with if we give away all our best material? *evil grin*

Remus: *sigh* I miss my sanity...

Lily: You never had any, just like the rest of this lot. Anyhow, that should resolve all the questions we get constantly. We'll add more if we get the same things again. Please don't send in these questions anymore. Thanks!