Ask the Marauders > September 25, 2005

From: MOM
Ok, Voldemort finds the Marauder's Map and and is trying to open it for important and evil reasons. What does it say? Would it/you have the guts to insult him?

Sirius: Hell. Yes.

Remus: Did you even have to ask?

James: Of course we would. Besides, I'm dead already, so there's not much else he can do to me.

Lily: That's a valid point...though you'd do it if you were alive, too.

James: *shrugs* What can I say? I'm brave to the point of stupidity. Gryfinndor trait. *winks*

From: La Luna
Have you guys seen "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory"?

Peter: Actually, we haven't.

Remus: Speak for yourself. Angie saw it twice.

James: We haven't seen much in the way of movies lately.

Robyn: *cries* I want to go to the movies!

Sirius: I like chocolate. Can we build a chocolate factory?

Remus: No.

Sirius: You're no fun, Moony. *pouts*

From: MaraudersFan
Lily(and you others), have you ever worn a corset?

Lily: I worn one with a costume once for a Halloween party. I regretted it for a few days afterward. Those things can be uncomfortable!

James: I can safely say that I have never, nor do I ever intend to, wear a corset.

Sirius: Same here.

Remus: I third that.

Peter: Me too.

Lily: But you all would look so darling in them. *laughs*

From: Silver
I've been wondering... Have you guys ever charmed someone's pants to sing annoying songs? *laughs* If not, willing to try? ^^;

Sirius: ...not yet.

James: What song would best embody Snape's pants?

Sirius: I don't really want to cosider his pants to deeply, Prongs. I think some opera would be amusing.

Peter: Though that might just boost his ego. Like having a chorus singing in his pants sounding like they're in awe or something.

James: You may be right there, Pete. How about some crazy falsetto?

Sirius: Or cutesy girly-sounding pop music?

James: Ooh, that sounds good. *evil grin*

Remus: Don't you dare do this during mealtime.

From: Mash Fanatic
Angie, we all know who is your favorite MASH character, but for everyone else..... Who is your favorite character on MASH? And if you don't watch it.... well then shame on you and may you die a painful death fall into a drapery. (Sorry Padfoot... you are my favorite...)

Sirius: But I haven't seen that show in a long time. It's not on anymore that we can find.

James: I'm sure it's on there somewhere, we just don't watch the channel it's on.

Remus: I kind of like Radar. The one everyone goes to when they need to get something taken care of.

Lily: I always like the head nurse. What was her name? Maragret?

Sirius: I liked Hawkeye, myself.

James: Probably because that's how you'd be if you were a doctor.

Sirius: True.

James: I liked B.J. more. He was just as nuts as Hawkeye, but could be saner? If that made sense... The pair of them were fun to watch.

From: Daniella
Do any of you have a huge wardrobe? As in lots and lots of clothes? *stares pointedly at Sirius*

Sirius: *sigh* I am not the clothes horse everyone seems to think I am. I'm a simple pants and shirt kinda guy. I just happen to look good in anything I wear. *grins*

James: Lils has a lot of shoes.

Lily: What? I like shoes.

James: I know that. And taking you show shopping is fun because you get all cute and excited about shoes.

Lily: *blushes* James!

James: It's not a bad thing. *grins*

Peter: I don't own much in the way of clothing. Shopping's not very interesting.

Remus: I'm with Peter on this one. I just have typical clothing, and enough for me.

James: I think Padfoot's got the most clothes out of the lot of us, but only because his family kept making him buy clothes. Before he left, that is.

Sirius: Yes, I had to look the part of the eldest Black son. *rolls eyes* I wouldn't wear half of those clothes, anyway, so does that even count?

From: Lemonhead
If you were an Every Flavor Bean, what flavor would you be?

Remus: Chocolate.

Sirius: Caramel. Smooth and a little dark. *grins*

James: *rolls eyes* You nutter. You're more likely to be some sort of nut flavor. Or something that no one would be able to stand eating, just to annoy people.

Sirius: *grins*

James: I don't even know what flavor I'd be. I don't much like Every Flavor Beans.

Peter: Well that's ducking the question if I ever heard it.

James: I don't see you answering.

Peter: *sigh* I would probably be something stupid. Like cheese or something.

From: queen Moony
Why didn't Remus prank Professor Snivelly when he had the chance? (when he was a professor)

Sirius: Yeah, why *didn't* you?

Remus: I'm not about to anger the person who makes my Wolfsbane potion. Who knows what Snape would add to it?

James: Ugh, one of his greasy hairs?

Peter: Thank Merlin he's not in the food service industry.

From: Cinn
Whenever you're in your Animagus form, are your thoughts more human or animal? I know you're supposed to be able to keep your mind, but didn't know if your thought processes were the same.

James: Well, there is the presence of animal thoughts in there.

Sirius: Like your random desires to eat deer food?

Peter: He does that at meal time, too, though.

Sirius: Maybe that's an after effect of becoming an animagus.

James: Padfoot loves to chase things. But it's hard to tell if that's Padfoot or Sirius, though.

From: Sara & Emelie (Not the strange)
Do you enjoy pillowfights?

Sirius: Every night. Jamie and I love having pillowfights and sleepovers!

James: *snickers* Oh yes, we sit around in our pajamas and talk about the boys we like.

Peter: What sort of magical crack are you two on today?

Remus: I think they got into Robyn's stash of magical crack.

Sirius: Pete's just jealous that we don't invite him to our sleepover parties.

Peter: *rolls eyes*