Ask the Marauders > April 23, 2004
From: Hey Hey
Which Mario character are you most like:
1. Mario the hero
2. Luigi the underaprciated
3. Peach the helpless
4. Toad the pothead
5. Yoshi the cool Dionosaur?
Sirius: Pothead? Right, isn't that an American hippy thing?
Lily: Yes Sirius, but answer the question.
Sirius: Erm, well as I've only seen Robyn play Mario Kart, I'll say the cool Dinosaur guy, since he's fun and has great special attacks.
James: I'd like to say Mario, but he's a plumber, isn't he?
Remus: Yes, Mario is a plumber, and Luigi is also a plumber. Although given the descriptions I feel like Luigi a lot of the time.
Peter: Luigi. ;_;
Lily: Isn't there another option? I'm not really any of these...
From: who cares
Remus: Voldemort has taken over the worlds supply of chocolate, in
other words, you'll never eat chocolate again. What are you going to do?
Remus: Voldemort would never be able to take over the world's supply of chocolate. Besides, I'd just wait until more chocolate was made, since there's no way even he could make an entire species of plant die out.
From: bewildered
Did Snape and Sirius agree on something? I'm talking about the question in
February about a little Prongs.
Sirius: Oh come ON! Did you *want* me to think about Prongs in that way? So yeah, we agree that it's something we'd rather not think about. I'm sure that we could find other things that we agree on. Like how Voldemort wouldn't look good in a pink polka-dotted dress... Though that would be really, really funny to see...
Remus: The sight of him like that would scar most of us for life.
From: Ugly Mofo with Two Faces, and a Purple Turban
Hey, there, young ones. It seems you have quite a potential to be evil, devious, and very, very destructive. Join me?
Sirius: Destructive? Hell yes.
James: Devious? Sometimes, when the need arises.
Remus: Evil? Well, they're evil to Snape and assorted Slytherins, but not evil in the real sense of the word.
From: ~*Sam*~
Hey guys :) Just wanted to ask, if you could be one of your enemies
for a day, you know to see how the "other half" lives, who would it be
and why? :)
Sirius: Hmm, switch with anyone? How about good old Voldie? I'd like to see what the heck goes on daily over there. And I'd get to transfigure all of his robes into pink polka-dotted dresses. *evil grin*
James: Malfoy. He's twisted, and it's hard for the Minstry to get evidence against him, so this would be a good way to do it.
Remus: I would have to agree with Prongs and be Malfoy. Besides, getting evidence against Malfoy would be doing the world an incredibly huge favor.
From: tomoko
Just where in the world did you get that flying motorbike, Sirius? I
don't think your dear old mother would want that thing in the house.
Sirius: Picked it up at a Muggle bike shop, of course. Granted I had to enchant it myself, but the bike is originally Muggle-made. And she was a beauty, too. *sighs sadly* Hope Hagrid still has it somewhere safe. Even if I can't ride it anymore, I'd at least want it given to Harry. *grins*
Lily: Definitely not!
Sirius: But Lils!
Remus: I don't see a problem with Harry getting the motorbike until he's old enough to properly ride it.
From: Prongesy
OK, so what are your guys favorite muggle comic, online comic and Manga?
Remus: As far as online comics go, my vote is for 8-bit Theater. I'm also partial to some of Angie's manga, particularly X/1999 with all the symbolism and prophecies and fate.
Sirius: Erm, Nekobox is really strange, but fun. Though that boy of Robyn's has been reading something called 10k Connection. [Robyn: Feh, he's too obsessed with Megatokyo. :P] For manga, that Chrno Cross stuff is pretty interesting when I can swipe it from Robyn's roommates.
Lily: I like Fruits Basket. It's very well written and a deep storyline. That, and the animals are all so cute! And RPG World is a really funny webcomic.
James: Hey! I liked RPG World, too! Blah, but as for manga, I don't know. Don't really read the stuff much, though Naruto is amusing, though it has dark parts thrown in with the insanity. *shrugs*
From: curiousgeorge
Right, so I know you guys have said who you would get along best and
worst with in present time (no, not christmas Sirius) But who do you
think you would get along with the least besides with someone who had
ever been in Slytherin?
ALL: PERCY!!!!
Sirius: The stupid git...
Remus: If he was any more arrogant, he would be a Malfoy!
From: NearlyHeadlessNatalie
What memory sticks out the most for you from your days at Hogwarts?
Remus: Meeting Prongs, Padfoot, and Wormtail for the first time sticks out in my mind. So does Padfoot's "little prank" on Snape to get him to come to the Whomping Willow...*glares at Sirius*
Sirius: Heh, the first time I made Snape's hair tink. *wipes away an imaginary tear* Memories!
James: *rolls eyes* A lot of things are memorable. Meeting Lily was certainly memorable.
Lily: You made a total arse of yourself.
James: That's why it's memorable. *smiles*
From: Love..e..dovy
James, what do you see when you look in Lily's eyes?
James: I... I... Next question? *turns red*
Lily: *blushes a little*
Sirius: That's predictable. Other than seeing himself reflected, he probably sees the world in there. *blinks* Ack, I'm starting get lovey-dovey myself! Ew! You're rubbing off on me! Noooo!
Remus: *sigh* Like you've never encountered lovey-dovey stuff before in your life...
From: Saki
So, James. In that one comic, why were you looking under Lily's skirt? Would you ever seriously do that?!
James: Not so blantantly.
Lily: JAMES!
James: What? It's the truth. Name 10 guys at Hogwarts that have not at one time or another tried to look up girls' skirts?
Lily: ...I can only think of Snape and Lockheart right now...
Remus: I haven't tried to look up any girls' skirts, I don't have that much of a death wish.
From: parseltongue
Everyone wants to know this- do any of you speak parseltongue, or
snake language? Because- Harry can, in case you didn't pick up on it...
Lily: None of us can. It's extremely rare, and Harry can speak it because some of old Voldie's powers got transfered or imprinted onto Harry when the old coot tried to kill him. They're the only two known to have the ability, at least in England at any rate.
Remus: As far as I know, they're the only ones in a long time to have that ability.
From: Switchblade-Girl
This quistion is for James. Why do hate the nick-name Jamie? My family has a
tradition first born boy gets named James, and I hope I have the first so I can
call him Jamie!
James: I hate the nicknames Padfoot comes up for me. Like Ickle Jamiekins, for instance. *glares*
From: Marissa
Hi! My cousin and my friend are having a debate as to which are more
evil, ducks or spiders (Dont ask, I don't get it either...), and they
would like your opinions. Thanks! (And Remus, it's possible you could
program that spellchecker to accept your name, if you havent tried that
already.)
Lily: *shudders* Spiders, hands down.
Sirius: Ducks. They chase you if you get too close to them. Or was that Canadian geese?
James: *shrugs* I don't mind either, though spiders scare Lils, so I would have to say them. Though the whole "making her jump into my arms" part about spiders isn't so evil. *smiles*
Remus: Spiders are definitely more evil, as well as a lot more dangerous.
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