Ask the Marauders > June 29, 2003

From: Quirke
If you saw a squirrel, what would you do?

A)Chase it
B)Chase it, then eat it
C)Run away screaming

Sirius: A. *grins*

Remus: I'd go with A, wolves don't eat squirrels in the first place.

James: I hate squirrels. Ruddy things are so annoying. Can I pick D?

Peter: .....*quite voice* C?

From: Prongs the 2nd
I have a Question!!! ^.^

James, will you marry me?
Sirius, will you be help me and my best friend play a prank on a old english teacher?
Remus, will you.....umm..........stay adorably cute forever?

Thanks! *^.^*

Lily: No, he will not marry you.

James: ^^; You heard the lady. Sorry.

Sirius: Just give me the time and place. *winks*

Remus: *nervous* uh...sure...whatever.

From: Faylinn
Sirius, can you think of a prank to play on a friend of mind that isn't being very kind to me.... nothing harming just plane fun!!

Sirius: Hmmm, nothing harmful? Hey Prongs, have we got anything that isn't somewhat harmful?

James: There's that skin-mottling potion. She could get her friend to drink some of that. It's tasteless and odorless.

Sirius: And guaranteed to not wear off for a week. ;)

Remus: I should know, and now Padfoot knows to find someone -else- to try that stuff out on *glare*

James: So *that's* why Padfoot was tinking for a week afterwards...

From: Syretia Voldemort
So, which do the Almighty Marauders prefer- Dungbombs or Stinkpellets?

James & Sirius: BOTH!

Remus: With those two around, we end up using both. Nasty stink those things make, too.

From: Macbeth W. Cauldrina
Hello Marauders! Okay, I have a question for all of ya about James and Lily's precious son Harry. =) Okay, I was wondering, what kind of, er, shipper are you, meaning who are you rooting for Harry to marry? *bwahahahahaha* Thank you for reading my email!

Sirius: Well, that's a hard one. That Cho girl seems to be going to pieces a bit much right now. But she is cute. ^^

James: Ginny Weasley is a nice girl.

Sirius: Are you just saying that because she looks like Lily?

Remus: I would not know anyone that I can think of for that question.

From: Hailey
How did you get to hate Snape so much?

James: He existed?

Lily: *glares and rolls her eyes*

Sirius: Like mixing oil and vinegar. Or in this case, grease and vinegar. *evil grin*

Remus: Because he's a slimy git who needs an attitude adjustment?

From: ...someone...
What is it like to be dead?

All: *blink*

James: ...it's....erm...next question?

From: Pianoplayer
Which one of you is the most popular at Hogwarts?
What is your favorite prank that you have played so far?

Remus: Sirius is by far the most popular with the ladies...

Sirius: *beams* Damn straight, I am.

James: That's just because I've got a girlfriend, you idiot.

Lily: Actually, you're still pretty popular yourself, James. I just keep them all at bay for you. *winks*

Sirius: Favorite prank? Hmmm....aside from the pink hair? Maybe the gummi bears enchanted to follow Snape around all day dancing and singing.

Remus: I missed that one.

James: We had to entertain ourselves during one of your sick days. Don't worry. We took photographs.

Remus: I -have- to see those.

From: Dayna
To Remus: Why are you so hot?
To James: Why were you so mean to poor Snapey in Book 5?

Remus: People think I'm hot? I have no idea why. Maybe just because?

James: Why was I mean to him? Because....

Lily: Because you were an insufferable prat at 15?

Sirius: Still is. *grins*

From: Printa
Hey Sirius, could you teach me to be an animagus? I'm magic, really!

Sirius: Well, we did do that just so we could help out Moony...

Lily: You are not helping someone else break the LAW!

Sirius: Ack! You know, Prongs, she's scarier than old Voldie sometimes.

James: Hardy har har...

From: Lalala
James, why were you so mean to Snape?

James: We already covered this one. We just didn't get along.

Lily: And he was an idiot at 15.

Sirius: And still is.

Lily: At least he's a cute idiot. :P

From: Alexan
How now brown cow?

Sirius: Wait, who is this one even addressed to? Are there any cows around?

Remus: I don't see any cows around

James: We could ask one of the Slytherin 'girls' to answer this one...

From: kissmeremus
Hello boys :) I was wondering, Remus, do you have a girlfriend? And, how do you all feel about slash? Also, how old were you when you were bitten?

Remus: *sigh* No girlfriend cause I wouldn't want to risk hurting her. And I was bitten when I was too young to know what was going on.

Sirius & James: Slash? *look faint*

Remus: Slash...*turns green and runs*

From: Luna
What is your secret on having such a good time?

James: Let's see... There's my Invisibility Cloak...

Sirius: The Marauder's Map...

Lily: The fact that they don't have an once of common sense between them...

Remus: And a lot of chocolate!

From: Nicky
O_O It's been so long since I visited this site!!! Hi everyone! *waves* Anyway... Remus will you go out with me?

Remus: I think not, don't want to risk hurting someone and getting into trouble.

Sirius: Why the hell is he getting all the proposals?

James: Hey, I got a marriage proposal already.

Lily: *glares* I noticed. He's mine, dammit! *clings to James's arm*

James: ^^;;