Tales > Snapey, the Hooked-Nosed Slime Ball

Snapey, the hook-nosed slime ball
had a very bulky nose.
And with all that greasy hair,
Twas' enough to say "Eww, gross!"

Well, then, this started trouble
mainly with a boy named James
There was some hexing exchanged
Unprovoked, or so Snape claims.

Then one mucky Halloween
McGonagall came to say:
Heavens me, your hair smells ripe,
FOR GOD'S SAKE, WASH IT TONIGHT!

Now this is for your own good.
Don't you roll your eyes and mope:
"Snapey the hooked-nosed slime ball,
don't forget your bar of soap!"