Ask the Marauders > November 8, 2004

From: Stef
Sirius, if you're god, then can I blame all of my problems on you?

Sirius: That would be a no.

James: Besides, he's not really god. He just plays god on TV. *snickers*

Remus: Actually, he just plays god in any way that he possibly can without being involved with TV. I doubt if he has ever SEEN a TV. *smirk*

Sirius: I didn't cause anyone's problems. Unless there was a prank involved, then I probably did caue their problems. Heh.

From: Asiaria
I had a horrible Halloween, and so did all my friends. Anyhow, could you do something insanely wacky and/or slashy -grin- to cheer me up that I can link them to as well? Cheers!

Sirius: We can do something. Get Snape in here.

James & Peter: *pull Snape into the room*

Snape: What do you think you are doing?!

Sirius: Just this. *hexes Snape into a tutu and makes him dance the macarena*

Snape: Ack! Black! Potter! I'll get you for this!

James: Yes, yes, we know. *grins*

Sirius: Is that wacky enough for you? *grins*

Remus: *transfigures Sirius's clothing into guy's leotard* And that's for traumatizing my eyes!

James: Why do you have to traumatize the rest of us, then? *groans*

From: Hazel
What do you guys do when there's a lunar eclipse on full moon?

James: Hey Moony, can you explain the mechanics of eclipses and werewolves? You understand it better.

Remus: Actually, there isn't much difference between an eclipse and normal full moon as far as transformations go. That's just because you can always see the outline of the moon and all it takes is some light from the full moon to bring on the transformation.

From: Krissy Puff
Sirius, would you be interested in my blackmail pictures of Remus doing the chicken dance in his underwear at age nine?

Sirius: Nah, I think I was the one that originally sold those on eBay.

Remus: You WHAT?!

Sirius: Kidding, kidding! But sure, we'll take those pictures. If only to destroy them for our friend here.

Remus: Good.

From: Mona
Hi, um, so Sevy, did you go trick-or-treating with the Marauders?

Snape: *sighs, resigned to wearing his tutu for the duration of this AtM* For two reasons. The obvious being that I would not go anywhere with this lot voluntarily. Also, I do not go trick-or-treating like common Muggles do. I have no need for candy or costumes.

Sirius: But you look so pretty. *snickers*

Snape: *glares*

Remus: Maybe you would be a little more tolerable if you had some sugar, Snape.

From: Edward Elric
Super... ultra... micro... chibi...!?!?!?!

**turns beet red and begins to steam**

Al: uh... Nii-san...

**Ed glares at Al**

Al: Umm... you guys had better either cast one of those freezing spells, or just run really fast.

Sirius: *snorts* I'm not scared of a little kid. Besides, it was Robyn's idea, not mine! Honest!

Robyn: : I heard that! And it was for Erin. *grins*

Lily: But this isn't a question....

Peter: Yeah, I was going to say...

Remus: I think it was one of those non-questions that was so amusing to Robyn and Angie that they had to include it.

James: Ah well, if we didn't answer him, he would have kept coming. *casts Full Body Bind on Ed, watches him fall forward onto his face* There you go. You can cart him off now, if you like. Sorry about that. *grins*

Robyn: : One of my friends loves FMA. And she is the micro chibi. :) *hides from eri's wrath* Hehehe...

From: QB2
Remus how do you feel about the you and Hermione pairings? Am I the only one who love teacher student love affairs!?!?!?!?!?!

James: I'm not expert, but aren't those illegal? In most places? Or at least Britain, for one...

Remus: They are illegal in most places. *long sigh* I really don't like people pairing me with Hermione, she is a very intelligent girl but not my type. Besides, I wouldn't take advantage of any student like that.

From: Lily
So, now that Halloween has come and gone, how much candy did you all get? Any sugar induced comas due to excessive candy consumption I should know about?

James: No, I think we managed to avoid any *comas*, though there was a heavy dose of hyperactivity, to be sure. *grins*

Sirius: *bounces off the walls*

Peter: You mean there still is a heavy dose of hyperactivity, Prongs.

Lily: Sirius, calm down or we tie you down.

Sirius: Yes ma'am! *bounces over to Lily and sits next to her* Though if you really wanted to tie me down, I think you'd have to make sure Prongs was okay with that scenario first. *evil grin*

James: *chucks a pillow at Sirius' head* Stop hitting on my girlfriend, you git. *sigh* Padfoot gets scary on sugar.

Remus: *hits Sirius with a calming charm* There, that should help matters a little.

From: RC
How many times exactly has Sirius said "yarr" in all of the Ask The Marauders responses so far? XD

Sirius: Yarr! Well, this is one.... *grins*

James: I think about 10? Something like that.

Remus: I think it's more than that. Closer to 15 or 20.

From: I heart Remmykins
James, how do you feel about all those Lily/Remus fanfics out there?

James: Same way I feel about all the other Lily/'not me' fanfics out there. People are entitled to their opinion, but I clearly am the winner in her heart. *grins* I don't mind. Some of them are really interesting to read, though. *evil grin*

Lily: Ugh, don't I know it! But they're not all bad. Some are well-written. But he's right, I do have James. *smiles* I've never really had an interest in the other three of them.

From: Alex-san
Ok...hmm... *twitch* Remus, why can't you get a job in the Muggle world if you can't in the Wizarding world? I mean, no muggle would know...right?

Remus: There is a slight problem in the Muggle world called a 'resume'. Can you imagine the reaction when a muggle sees 'Hogwarts, School of Witchcraft and Wizardry' on the education section?

James: *as interviewer* Ahem, exactly what skills did this particular reference give you?

Sirius: *as wizard applicant* Well, I am well schooled in the basics of wizardry, including transfiguration, potions, charms...

Lily: During what part of that would you be laughed out of the interview?