Ask the Marauders > February 24, 2004

From: lexia
If pigs could fly what would you ask them? (And they talk as well.)

Remus: I'd ask them how they got the ability to fly.

Sirius: I'd ask them to go fly around Snape so that he would know that I was smarter than him. *grins*

Lily: He's been using the old, "When pigs fly..." saying again? I didn't think he'd use it after you told him it was a Muggle thing...

From: Problem
Hi- Umm...I have this problem. I have a job, I'm 15 years old, and there's this guy at work I desperately am in like with. Any ideas? And, just in case you're wondering, no, he's not 35 or anything. He's 19, and, I dunno, I guess we're good friends. Yeah, you could say that. Thanks, bye!!

Remus: Well, talking to him is a good idea.

Lily: An age difference like that when you're that young can be hard, but if he's a good guy and you enjoy his company, try talking to him and maybe go for a cup of coffee or something small at first. It's never good to rush any relationship.

Sirius: So says the queen of relationship procrastination.

James: I don't know... I don't see any procrastination...

Sirius: Where were you for 6 years?

Peter: Staring at Lily?

James: ...fair enough.

From: Lifeless
Why are the answers to my questions so hard to find??

Remus: Because your questions are unanswerable?

Sirius: Because we don't answer questions that aren't questions?

James: Because you don't know the air-speed velocity of a ladden swallow?

ALL: *stare*

James: *grin*

From: Georgia
So tell me, do you prefer little crunchy things like sprinkles and chocolate chips in your ice cream, or do you just like it plain?

Sirius: Everything and *anything*, and lots of it!

Remus: Chocolate chips or plain.

James: Plain. Though chocolate sauce and whipped cream is tasty.

From: Tori
Hi everyone!-Waves!-My question is for Lily and James(but I just wanted to tell Sirius,he IS God!:)). If you hadn't died(sob)would you liked to have had a daughter?

Lily: Yeah, I did want a daughter. Most girls do, probably.

James: Mini-Lily? ...that would be so cute...

From: Hp-Azn
Hello Marauders! I have a questions to all, even Snape but I dont think Peter will really care, so here is my question, and mind you it is NOT related to SLASH and its about Harry: What do you think about Harry and Draco Malfoy becoming friends? Don't you think Draco is really a good person deep, I mean DEEP inside, and Harry can help bring that out? Peter if you have something to say... then say it... *glares at him* *smiles at everyone else* *winks a Remus* THANKS FOR YOUR TIME!!!

James: Friends? Um, has Malfoy gotten a personality transplant recently?

Sirius: Heh, not likely. They're all the same. Kinda like my rotten family. Buunch of stuck up Death Eaters.

Snape: I would watch my tongue if I were you, Black.

Sirius: Kinda difficult without a mirror.

Snape: *glowers* And to answer your question, Hp-Azn, I seriously doubt that Malfoy would stoop that low.

James: Thanks for your expert opinion, Snivellus.

Lily: James! Be nice.

James: Don't wanna.

Lily: *sigh* I suppose they could be friends, if both parties were genuine in their friendship.

Remus: I think it's very unlikely.

From: Rommie loves Remus
Sirius, did you push that big red button that says 'Do Not Push'?

Sirius: Of course I did!

Lily: So *that's* why the New York Stock Exchange tickers were only printing out, "I have a lovely bunch of coconuts!" for 7 hours...

From: Crazy-chan
First, sorry, Lils, I just have to ask, what's everyones(including Snape's) favorite line(s) from Monty Python?

James & Sirius: "Castle Augggghhhhh...." *laughs*

Peter: "I am enchanter. There are some who call me...Tim!"

Remus: "What, behind the rabbit? It IS the rabbit!"

Lily: *shakes head, laughing* I like the Frenchmen. They're hilarious.

From: Celta
If a tree falls in the woods, do the other trees make fun of it?

Remus: Since trees really can't talk, I don't think so.

Sirius: *pretends to be a tree* *falls down*

James: *as another tree* Ha ha! *points and laughs*

Lily: Good grief...

From: Darlinh Violetta
If you moved from England what would you miss the most? SEVERUS MUST ANSWER!

Remus: I'd probably miss everyone, except for the various snakes.

Lily: Constant fog? Wait, would I really miss that...?

James: Lily, unless she came with me. *grins*

Sirius: Predictable... *shakes head* Me? I'd miss my friends, but not my family. And Diagon Alley has the best ice cream parlor!

Snape: I would miss nothing, aside from Hogwarts' library. Decent collection of books on potions and Defense Against the Dark Arts.

Sirius: Defense my arse...

From: Cassie
If you could name Snape's child, what would you name it?

Remus: You mean Snape and a girl ACTUALLY...

James and Sirius: BAD MENTAL IMAGE!!!

Lily: As nausiating as that may be, how about the name Alexander? Or Alexandra if it's a girl.

From: Christina
You've just won an all expense paid trip to the Bermuda Triangle, how do you feel?

Remus: Not that great.

Sirius: Rather lost.

James: Is this some sort of new detention that Filch came up with?

From: Patricia
Snape: What was your immediate reaction when you learned that there would be a little James on the way?

Snape: Revulsion. Pure and utter revulsion.

Sirius: Yeah, thinking about Prongs as a sexual being wasn't my first choice for activities, either. *grins*

From: allikitty
James, (be honest), have you ever wanted to give Lily's cat a mowhawk? Or have you actually done so?

James: Fourth year.

Lily: Don't remind me. She wouldn't leave the dorm for a month!

From: pickle
What is tour biggest fear? Snape, you too, unless you want Sirius to answer for you. *evil grin*

Remus: Uh, the boggart changes into a person's greatest fear. So everyone already knows my biggest fear.

Sirius: Um...I guess my biggest fear is being afraid, since I've not come across anything that I was afraid of.

Remus: Yet.

Sirius: *sticks out tongue*

James: *mumbles something inaudible*

Sirius: What was that, Prongs?

James: *sigh* I said airplanes.

ALL: *stare*

Lily: We took a plane ride once. It was a small single-prop plane, and he was terrified.

James: That thing was a rickety pile of junk!

Lily: Yes, dear... And I guess old snake eyes would be my worst fear, or at least him coming after my family.

Snape: My fears are my own business, thank you.