Ask the Marauders > July 8, 2003

From: AzureRio117
Hi guys! I know you've pranked a lot of people before, but have you ever pranked each other? Or is that out-of-bounds for the marauders? Thanx! I love u guys! ::hugs::

James: I tinked for a week because of something Padfoot did in a fit of stupidity.

Sirius: You just got in the way. I was actually aiming for Lily.

Lily: Thanks a lot, Sirius.

Remus: Yeah, that was back in sixth year when she still hated Prongs. Forget why Padfoot was trying to hex her, though.

Sirius: Probably defending Snape. Again.

Lily: --;;

From: Thundara
Umm..hi ....^.^'
Peter: You're a jerk! :[
Can Lily, James, Sirius, and Remus kick him for me?
Yah, Remus and Sirius are hot!

Peter: *cries*

James: I gotta kick him again?

Lily: I don't want to kick him. Don't much like violence. Sirius, you kick him.

Sirius: *sigh* Oh alright... *kicks Peter in the shin, and he yelps*

James: Moony and Padfoot sure are popular. I'm not so bad looking myself, you know.

Lily: Yes, we all figured that out. Or at least that you think you do. ;)

James: ....should I be worried that my girlfriend just said that?

Sirius: Uh oh, trouble on the Love Boat, Prongs?

James: :P

Remus: And I'm not sure why I'm even all that popular in the first place. @.@

From: Alexia
Hey! I just want to say to Sirius, u r soooooooooo hot!!!! And will u go out with me? I love playing pranks,and well think about it...I LOVE U GUYS!!!!!!!!

James: He'll date anything with legs.

Sirius: I'm a little more particular than that, Prongs.

Lily: Yeah, it has to be female, too.

Sirius: Thanks a lot Lils...

Remus: And a breathing two-legged female at that.

Sirius: And human shaped is always a plus.

From: Prongs the Second
Ok, Sirius, about my english teacher: Meet me at James' house, midnight, and bring toliet paper, sporks and a dungbomb, KAY?

Sirius: Not sure what you've got in mind, but okay!

James: It's my house, don't I get a say in this?

Remus: It looks like you don't.

From: Kristina
Hey all so what was your best prank?

Sirius: I know better than to fess up to our best prank! One of the best parts of it is the fact that we got away with it!

James: *nods* Definitely. Though the look on McGonagall's face was priceless!

Lily: You mean YOU guys made...

James: Nope, Lils! Don't turn us in! You wouldn't tattle on me, would you? *puppy dog eyes*

Lily: Sirius taught you that, didn't he?

Sirius: And I have taught him well. :D

Remus: *sigh* As much as I would like to fess up, we ended up swearing that we wouldn't tell.

From: Maddie a.k.a Neko-chan!
Hiya Marauders and Lily! ^^ Ichigo nyan!!

Here's my question...um.. hem hem.

All: How does it feel to be some of the most favorite characters of all time? God...that sounds like an interview question...

James: We're used to being popular. Always have been. Smiles charmingly.

Lily: I thought we managed to deflate your ego by now.

Sirius: Takes more than you to deflate Prongs's ego. May take an entire army.

James: Like you're *any* better.

Sirius: At least I don't mess up my hair constantly.

James: Yeah, you spend too much time in the bathroom making it look perfect to afford to do that!

Lily: --;;

Remus: *chuckles* Prongs DOES have a point, there...and I don't feel any different knowing that I'm one of the most favorite characters.

Sirius: The point's on his head, if that's what you mean. *grumbles*

From: Dayna
Remus: Would you mind if I call myself your biggest fan? How about if I changed my email to Remusizhot@aol.com, or something to that extent?

Remus: Uh..sure, go ahead. It's not like I could stop you or anything...

Sirius: *snickers* That's sweet, Moony.

James: Better than 'IckleJamiekins'...

From: AmesDC26
For any of you: If this is 1975 or whatnot how do you know what happens in the present time?

Sirius: *ask Trelawney* Those blessed with the Inner Eye do not like to brag about their ability to see the future, dear.

James: You can see the future about as clearly as I can see Remus without my glasses.

Sirius: What? He does look kinda fuzzy some of the time.

Remus: Oh, ha ha ha. Very funny, Padfoot. Especially since you're also fuzzy some of the time.

Sirius: Moony, you give me the warm fuzzies! *evil grin*

James: There's a mental image I needed...

From: Applejuicemaster
Yeah, sorry, me again.. I won't mention slash this time.,.

To all: What's your favourite colour(s)? (If anyone of you is going to say red or gold, I'm afraid I have to kill..)

Sirius: Um...black! :D

James: *rolls eyes* That was obvious.

Sirius: What about you?

James: *looks dreamy eyed at Lily* Green.

Sirius: *makes vomit noises*

Lily: I fancy blue myself.

Remus: I have to say either blue or bronze.

Peter: Um...*small voice* periwinkle?

James & Sirius: *gawk*

Peter: What?

From: Joanne
Besides yourself, Sirius, who do you think is the greatest pranker you know?

Sirius: Hmmm, I would have to say Prongs, of course! He is without a doubt the only person who could stand up to me in a prnak war. Moony's just too nice to win, since we fight dirty.

Remus: :P Just because I don't like ending up in detention every day because of doing something stupid..

James: Stupid, but fulfilling.

Sirius: And quite entertaining. :D